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Monday
Jul112011

faith

 

Happy Birthday, Henry!

NB: If anyone's wondering, the so-called "God gene" is postulated by Dean Hamer.

This Oscarina has subsequently been published here, at the Huffington Post's comedy section.

Friday
Jul082011

mark twain (not)

I was relieved to learn that this quote, "Sing like there's no one listening, etc." is NOT Mark Twain, though it's often attributed to him. I think if Mark Twain were to say anything like it, he'd more likely have said it in the past tense, rather than in the imperative. As for myself, I'd prefer it if you sang like I was listening. 

Thursday
Jul072011

Oscarinaland RSS

My apologies to anyone who has tried to use the RSS feeds links (in the sidebar) and met with no success. I have corrected the problem. Please let me know if you still have any problems by posting a comment to this post? Many thanks! And thank you for reading/liking "Oscarina..."!

Wednesday
Jul062011

bees

Sunday
Jul032011

meaty 4th of july!

Saturday
Jul022011

friendly

Thursday
Jun302011

soul mates

Monday
Jun272011

the elements

Wednesday
Jun222011

if she met him

 

I'm not sure if I'm allowed to give Forrest Gump a cameo, but I imagine I'll be hearing from his people if I'm not. In which case, his head will be duly be switched to Oscarina's dad's, who actually vaguely resembles him anyway.

 

Monday
Jun202011

bigots have rights

Saturday
Jun182011

happy father's day

Due credit must be given to this inspiring image.

Wednesday
Jun152011

minipedi

Monday
Jun132011

christian thought of the day

NB: "Martney" is a little shout-out to George Saunders' brilliant fiction in The New Yorker this week. Also, this church sign never fails to amuse, too:

Sunday
Jun052011

toes

 

Monday
May302011

fomentors

Okay, sorry for the late post! I had originally "scheduled" a post to appear at 6am this morning, but something went wrong and I had to publish it manually once I realized what was wrong. Thanks for waiting! And for anyone who's noticed the two different spellings of "fomenter/fomentor," it's because the links to feeds will only work with the uncorrected spelling! Spellcheck let me down...

Monday
May232011

wheaties

 

 

Sunday
May222011

the morning after

 

Saturday
May212011

mets

Monday
May162011

eeyore

It came to my attention recently that May 9th was Eeyore's 140th birthday. This cartoon is in honor of that birthday. Yes, I know it's a little late, but hey. He should thank me for noticing, eh?

Sunday
May082011

mother's day